Avoid the loins

Did I mention that today was a big yearbook deadline? While doing final proofs tonight before hitting the submit button I found this little gem of a caption.


(Below)8th Grader _____
______had a nightmere
once when she was really
little that, a loin was chasing
her and she climbed on top
of a really tall rock and the
lion ate her biological mother.

Wow. I too would be deathly afraid it I were being chased by a loin.